Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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