he shaved USA in his pubs
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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