I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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