I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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