Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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