is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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