She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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