yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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