I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
