Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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