Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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