do herpes really smell.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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