I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Congratulations! We have a period
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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