if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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