I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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