As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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