i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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