hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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