You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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