guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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