And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
That was an excessively violent trivia night
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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