My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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