I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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