It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
sex in a hospital.. check
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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