That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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