There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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