Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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