Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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