it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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