I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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