i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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