He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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