Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
