And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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