Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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