Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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