Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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