I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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