R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
