Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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