I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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