so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I got inside last night via doggy door
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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