Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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