escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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