Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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