I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He felt like a one man threesome
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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