I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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