Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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