Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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