So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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