dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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