Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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