yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Sext me about skeletons
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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