Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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