check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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